My Drug of Choice

First of all, I wanted to give credit to my sis-in-law Amy for the title!

Tonight, it begins: Possibly the last season of The Hills.


Don't judge me.


Okay, I'd judge me.


But every mommy needs herself a little DRAMA! And The Hills is like crack to me.


I blame Allison R. Sweet, bubbly little Allison. She lured me in with her cute, exciting re-caps of prior seasons. So much so that I had to go out and start renting them from the very beginning. She twisted my arm, I tell ya!


Now, I can hardly go a week without a dose of the dramatic lives of Audrina, Lauren, Heidi and Whitney.


As if I could even begin to relate?!


I know they call it "Reality TV" But who are we kidding? That "reality" is the farthest thing from my life as one could possibly get.

I mean really, who wants sticky fingers on their new Marc Jacobs?

To be completely frank, the only way I'll ever own an MJ is if I myself had "sticky fingers."

But you get the idea.